23 carpophagous corner, strangerville, 1:15am
karlie scans her room and a wave of nostalgia hits. her stuffed unicorn, her photos of classmates, her old soccer jersey, her photos of teen crushes past, her signed poster of that one handsome dude who played an elf in that 10 hour fantasy trilogy she never finished..and her huge bookcase full of….crystals?
karlie: (yelling) uh mom, what’s with all the crystals?
????: (through the door) your room faces south east!
karlie patiently waits for the other half of that explanation.
karlie: …and?
????: well, how else am i able to harness the healing power of crystals if they’re facing the wrong direction, silly! good night!
karlie: (uneasy) oh..ok, good night. (mutters) joel i swear to god..
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