oscillate mildly records, san myshuno, 4:25pm
since russ lacks the confidence to send a proper message to karlie, and since elliot (thankfully) is currently occupied, carson decided to share a bit more of his expertise with russ. he not only provided russ with a pre-written script to use with karlie, he managed to give russ an extensive list of date locations and date ideas. he sent russ his sacred pre-date.xlsx, an extensive excel spreadsheet containing wine bars, sports bars, dive bars, fancy bars, and coffee houses in san myshuno. his detailed list came complete with yelp ratings, atmosphere, a vibe rating (lol), peak business times (to avoid a crowd), how long it would take russ to get there on transit or bike, specials to try, and, should he need them, exit points.
once russ finds out what type of girl karlie is, the real work begins…
russ: hi karlie! hope you had a great time in strangerville. you still wanna meet up this week? and is thursday good? last question: are you a coffee girl, a beer girl or a wine girl?
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