laurel and massimo’s fancy condo, uptown, 8:15pm
laurel: (aggravated) mass, what on earth are you wearing?!
mass: it’s for the party! you said costume party and it had to be a couple’s costume. i could have gone with something predictable like batman and catwoman or whatever, but i decided to think out of the box, and landed on this anime power couple.
laurel: (furious) this is not a comic book convention! we’re going to be in the presence of royalty!
mass: (raises voice) vegeta is royalty! (turns to karlie) karlie, back me up!
karlie: (smirks) vegeta is the last saiyan and the crown prince of namek.
laurel: (snaps) what is a saiyan?! where the fuck is namek?! (seething) so help me GOD, you are NOT making me dress up as a fajita!
mass: (rolls eyes) it’s vegeta and you’re going as bulma. his wife.
laurel stares blankly
laurel: (growls) w-what the absolute FUCK is a bulma?
mass: (shakes head) her name is weird but it’s like, japanese for bloomers? or underwear.
laurel: (aghast) YOU’RE MAKING ME DRESS UP AS UNDERWEAR?
mass: honey,no! no! she’s super clever! like you! (sighs) listen, vegeta and bulma is true love because it was rough at first but then he meets his son from the future, trunks! (looks down) maybe one day we can have a little trunks of our own
karlie stifles laughter
laurel: (yelling) i am NOT having a baby named after underwear! i ask you to do ONE thing and you do this weird nerd shit.
she inhales and exhales slowly
laurel: (measured) i am going to call my sister. and she will get us some decent outfits we can use for this party.
she rises quickly and begins to storm out of the room
laurel: (yells) and take off that ridiculous outfit!
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