neal’s conveniently located walk-up, spice district, 8:42pm
mitzi: (softly) hello…
neal: MITZI! you made it!
mitzi stares at neal in costume
mitzi: (stares blankly) y-you are in a costume…w-was i supposed to dress up?
her face falls in disappointment
mitzi: oh no…a-are you a cosplayer…?
neal: (slightly embarrassed) no! god no! it’s just for tonight… i..i don’t normally dress like this…
yuki: (smiles deviously) yes he does…♫
neal scowls at yuki
neal: (clears throat) i guess i should introduce you. mitzi, yuki. yuki, mitzi…
yuki’s eyes narrow as she slowly inspects mitzi. she turns to neal and glares
yuki: (quietly) neal….
neal: (turns to shawn) and this is sha-
yuki: (mumbles) she looks 12….(louder) you invited a child to this?
neal and shawn’’s jaws drop in horror
neal: (whispers) what the fuck is wrong with you!?
neal looks around and notices his guests staring at mitzi
neal: (reassuringly) s-she’s an adult woman.
mitzi: (laughs uncomfortably) a very small 24 year old adult woman.
yuki: (squints) are you sure?
mitzi: (annoyed) pretty sure….
neal: (mutters) already off to a great start…