this beans war coffee house, san myshuno, 2:58pm

elliot: ladies, he might be able to do it. we’ve got eye contact. she’s not horribly disgusted by him. she’s actually smiling and she’s REALLY cute. too cute for him to be honest. he’s calm, he’s not stuttering. this is good. this is GOOD. (hopeful) he might be able to do it. russ MIGHT do a flirt today.

russ: (nervously) uh, h-hi um, is this seat taken.

karlie: (smiles) no no. have a seat.

russ: ok. i’ll bring it back, i promise.

karlie: (confused) w-what? (dejected) oh…no no. that’s fine. keep it.

russ timidly thanks karlie, picks up the chair and brings it over to the other table

elliot: (laughing) swing and a miss!

eden: (embarrassed) oh my god, russ, what are you doing?! go back! go back!

tabs: (shakes head) you guys are the worrrrrrrrst.

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