east 51st alto apartments, spice district, 7:48am
last night was a steamy scene from a premium streaming service show (do people even have cable anymore?), however, tv never shows you the uncomfortable reality of sleeping over at someone else’s place for the first time. you’ll wake up disoriented, with terrible morning breath, crusty eyes, and a puddle of drool underneath you. the pillow will smell off, the room temperature isn’t quite right, everything seems a bit uncomfortable. if you decide to do a french exit (link), you’ll need to quietly hunt for the clothing you threw onto the floor in a fit of passion and quickly strategize how to leave while not waking up your gracious host.
fortunately for karlie, there’s no need for that french exit but, unfortunately for karlie (a morning pooper), the bathroom situation is about to get very dire….
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